zero replacement laser module
a lifetime of permanent hair removal
The Dapperzapper™ operates with five levels of intensity making light work of the hairiest of monkeys & you can use it almost anywhere. Using xenon quartz tube technology the Dapperzapper™ has 500,000 flashes, helping you achieve your aerodynamic goals with enough surplus flash to treat your whole hairy family over the next 30 years, absolutely pain free.
cactus shaft: thing of the past bro
aerodynamic chest & pornstar plums
Trimming may be fine on ceratin parts of your body, such as your chest or legs but when you cut it too short it's usually itchy after day two, and if you ask any woman she doesn't really like feeling stubble on your chest and certainly doesn't want to feel it in her mouth.... Dapperzapper™ is COMPLETELY SAFE to use almost anywhere else you want to use it, including your plums...The results are obvious from the first use and are permanent, so you too can be aerodynamic wherever you want to be.
before and after
180-day monkey free guarantee
Us Brozillan's are hairy MOFO's, we wanted something that would make us monkey free where we wanted to be. We pioneer the permanent home grooming movement, so much so that we are the only men's (or women's for that matter) at home solution to offer a 180-day monkey free guarantee to make your chest, back, legs or plums aerodynamically smooth, or give you back your dough bro.
Brozillah is the brain child of a couple of mythical creatures who where sick of their immense body hair and the time taken to maintain their gorilla like hairiness. It's not practical nor comfortable to have 3 day growth on your nuts and they wanted something to make their plums and rod look like porn stars. It was only through their immense frustration that they developed products worthy of their excessive hairiness.
Our ultimate aim is to empower all males by making them aerodynamically silky smooth and provide uber cool quality grooming products. Rest assured that through our ethos, Brozillah will be the best companion in life and will definitely terrorise your pubes.